Armageddon doesn’t have to be dull! Why not help it along and become fabulously wealthy while you're at it?!

You are Rich Savage. Born into a life of extreme wealth and privilege, you must use all the skills and finances at your disposal in order to own everything in the world! Show the planet how incredible you know you are by monopolising the media and using it to help you avoid a riff-raff revolution!

Scheme your way out of scandal!

Schmooze your way out of public uprising!

Dodge your way out of financial meltdown!

Bluff your way out of environmental catastrophe!